Humpday Happy Hour #6

Well if it's Wednesday it's Humpday and if it's Humpday it's another Happy Hour at Meador Bar and Grill est. 2/22/09 proprietor Hayden M. Meador.

IT'S GOOD!!!!!!!!! I'm officially 2 months old today. YAY!!! What, that means I have to get shots today, NO GOOD!!!!!

4/22/09 Hayden is now 2 months old. This absolutely baffles my wife. How can he be 2 months old today yet he turned 8 weeks old on Sunday at 8:26 am. I told her 4 weeks doesn't actually equal a month. More on Kelly's math skills later.

So this week is the first full week of Daddy Day-care. No, Trichotillomania has not set in just yet. For all you non-medical people (oh who am I kidding I just learned this word today and found it quite appropriate for this situation) Trichotillomania is a psych disorder where the person has a tendency to pull out their hair. Things have gone quite well. Lots of hanging out. Actually took him to the grocery store all by myself and to run some errands. Below is the picture of the first time for daddy to dress him without mommy's help. Not too bad.

As stated earlier today was Hayden's 2 month well child exam. Our normal doc was out of the office today so her fill in did his check up. This guy couldn't have been a shade under 86 and had a nice, yet diminished, english accent. Hayden checked out good. He is now 22 3/4" long, I would say tall but that is to imply he is standing. Then came the much anticipated weigh-in. We anxiously awaited the scale to splash across its digital display his current weight. We had taken numerous guesses and hoped he was gaining appropriately especially after his weight challenged beginning. The display showed 9 14. As to say 9 lbs 14 oz. Of course I appeared pleased because thats way over where we had been estimating. Kelly however looked a little glim. I asked her why, she said I thought he would at least weigh 9 lbs 5 oz. I said "well honey he does." She looked at me as if I were stupid and said "9.14 is not bigger than 9.5." I shook my head at my math challenged wife. I finally explained it to her satisfaction and delight.

Question to all my motherly readers: Would you call CPS if you saw...

1) A man mowing his yard while his baby is strapped in to his baby bjorn.
or
2)A man weedeating his yard while wearing a baby monitor clipped to the collar of his shirt.

I have to get this yard mowed. It's a forrest out there. I think the HOA is knocking gotta go.