
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Hayden's 1st Thunderstorm and Mommy's Millionth Panic Attack

Sunday, March 29, 2009
Sunday Morning Snuggles #3
For all the women who read my blog; I was able to experience first hand what it feels like to be pregnant thanks to the good people over at Baby Bjorn. And, come on girls its not that hard. This is a contraption every man needs. Just strap on your tyke and you can have both hands free to do all the honey-do's around the house, like mow the yard, change the oil all with baby in tow. Ok, I really didn't do all those things because my back hurt. Carrying a baby is hard.
That's all folks. Daddy daycare has officially begun. I don't know if that's going to mean more posts or less. The material for my bi-weekly posts is running low. Enjoy your week and the spring weather.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
3:30 AM - 6:00 AM = The Witching Hour
Then the wheels fall completely off. Some demon takes over my angelic, perfect baby and refuses to let him sleep. Clark gets up and feeds him, then tries to put him down. Devil Hayden will then wake up an hour later, crying. He's not hungry, so that's not the problem. He's not wet. Is it gas? Who knows. As soon as Devil baby gets picked up, he's fine. This god-awful vicious cycle lasts until his next feeding at 6. He'll sleep for short bursts of 20 - 30 minutes then he's up again. I thought, should we change his formula? This makes no sense b/c any other time he eats he's completely fine and no gas problem. Even God's gift, Mylicon isn't fixing the problem during the witching hour. We've clearly entered an alternate universe if Mylicon can't solve my problems.
Now, I realize that newborn babies are not expected to sleep through the night. I don't expect him to go down at 9 pm and wake up at 7 am potty trained, walking, talking, composing symphonies, solving complicated mathematical equations or painting self portraits. I mean, I'm reasonable. 2 hours of uninterrupted sleep during this devil time would be outstanding. So what's next? A baby xanex or a baby ambien? Unfortunately, I don't think those drugs are available (but how freaking awesome would that be if they were?!), and if they were, I believe CPS would get involved immediately if administered. Also adult xanex or adult ambien does not seem to be the solution either. Something tells me I would be dealing with the whole CPS issue again if Clark and I just loaded up on Ambien so we could sleep and let Devil Hayden scream. So, to the 3 or 4 people who read this blog...any suggestions? Because Clark and I are barely making it. How do we exercise the demon that's obviously possessing my otherwise cherubic child?
Please note the time this blog was posted as evidence of just how desperate we are. Also note the complete lack of humor.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Humpday Happy Hour with Hayden #2
It's springtime and that can mean only one thing. BASEBALL!!! Thats right folks opening day is just around the corner and spring training is officially in full swing at the Meador household.
I hope everyone enjoys the rest of their week. I know I will. Monday starts Daddy Day care here at the Meador's. I'm excited for all the adventures that will bring. Until next time, keep looking up 'cause thats where it all is!
Monday, March 23, 2009
What I've Learned... One Month Edition
Seriously, every Mom (who has a sense of humor like me) should read this book immediately. I laugh out loud every time I pick it up. Clark is getting real tired of me reading passages of this book outloud. So, please, someone else read it so you can laugh with me. I really should have come up with this book myself, but I was too busy crying through one too many hormonal jags to write a coherent sentence, much less write an entire book. Plus, I think to write a book like this you need something called "perspective." I barely have enough perspective to write a blog entry on Hayden's first month of life, so I don't think I'm qualified. I've learned that the Wii Fit can be adequate exercise, even if you look like a complete jack ass doing it:

I've learned that Mylacon for Infants is nectar from the gods. Seriously:

The above picture is photographic evidence of a happy baby on Mylacon. No gas, no screaming, just pure contentment. The trick is pumping your child full of this stuff so you can avoid gas of any kind. I'm pretty sure if someone took a blood sample from Hayden today his BMC (Blood Mylacon Content) would be around a .15. I've also learned that my lame attempt at prosecutor humor is unfunny and only 2 people will get that joke and 0 people will laugh at it. Also, Mylacon is not paying me for this endorsement. They should call me though.
I've learned that Hayden cricks his neck like this everytime he sleeps and he makes weird noises while he sleeps:

I've also learned that the neck crick and weird noises do not mean he is dying. In the first 4 weeks of his life if that kid made a weird noise I was convinced it was the symptom of some fatal illness or it obviously meant he was choking to death. None of these things have proven to be true. As far as I can tell he is completely disease free. Also it is apparently completely normal for babies to have longer periods of wakefulness/alertness as they get older. The first time Hayden was alert/awake for 2 hours (which was last week) I was sure there was something wrong with him. "Why isn't he sleeping?" "Why is he staring at me like that?" "Why is he crossing his eyes?!" My mom assured me this is normal. Apparently kids don't sleep 16 hours a day until they go to college. And the noise he makes is "cooing" and supposed to be cute. Well, sure it can be, but it also keeps Mom awake at night. The neck crick thing is just Hayden's deal. I think when he was in utero he was scrunched up (okay, I KNOW he was, I could feel it) and he just prefers that position. So, when he hangs out in his swing or carrier he scrunches up his legs like a frog (knees to armpits) and cricks his neck over to the side. Most people stare at him and ask me (in a very judgmental tone) if that's comfortable. I guess it is to him, so lay off him.
I've also learned my kid loves the sound of the vacuum cleaner and the rap stylings of T.I. Hayden especially likes it when mom sings along with T.I. How can I tell that he likes it? He's sleeping and not screaming. Generally, this is a good indicator of what my child likes or dislikes.
I've also learned that my kid spits up like a champ and gets a big kick out of peeing on us. I've learned that going out in public is not the frightening, vomit-inducing (on Mom's end) endeavor I imagined it to be in the first week of Hayden's life. We've been to dinner several times, out to Target, to the salon, etc and Hayden is perfectly well behaved. Love him. Of course, I get a lot of "how old is he?" from older women, usually asked in the same judgmental tone I mentioned earlier. The people who ask these questions are under the impression that a baby should not be taken out in public until they're 5 for fear of them coming in contact with, *gasp* GERMS. Well, there are germs in my house, so I figure it's cool if he's exposed to some Target germs, or Sushi Axiom germs. Besides it's not like I'm letting him lick the floor in these places -- he's safely snuggled in his carrier. I also frown upon strangers sneezing directly on him, so I think we're cool. So, suck it judgmental people. My kid is fine.
I've learned Clark and I have great friends:
Kristin came by to visit Hayden and she's just one of many visitors Hayden's had since his birth. She also came bearing gifts, like some really great lobster pants that I can't wait for him to grow into! Over the past 4 weeks our friends didn't allow us to starve by bringing us dinner almost every night for 2 weeks. We are so grateful to everyone who called, came by, cooked for us, or listened to me cry over nothing, answered a frantic email, or just provided an hour or two of adult conversation.

I've also learned that I can do this, kind of. I am no pro, don't kid yourselves. I still look at him like, "what now?" More tears are sure to be shed, but I know I can keep him alive. I've made it 4 weeks at least! Hayden has his one month check up this afternoon, so I guess the pediatrician will let me know just how good of a job I'm doing keeping him happy and healthy.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Sunday Morning Snuggles #2
Hayden has had a lot of visitors this weekend. He got to meet all of his cousins on Friday night when my step-sister and her husband and 4 girls came down to meet Hayden. They loved him. It was fun getting to see the girls and going to dinner. It's crazy for me to think that I was there when they were all born and how freaking big they are getting. I'm definitely getting old.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Humpday Happy-Hour with Hayden
So, this week is big for dad too. I found out I will be employed come July 1. Won't know where exactly until tomorrow at noon. So, to remedy the anxiety that goes with not knowing for certain where you might land through this whole match process this Happy-Hour required something a little stouter.
That's all folks. Check in Sunday for more!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
The Reinforcements Are Here!
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! Please pass Hayden a green beer -- okay, a bottle of green formula will work just fine. On Sunday, my mom (my reinforcement) showed up to have a week full of Hayden (and help me out). It has been so amazing to having her here. Of course my house is so clean you could eat off the floor and all my laundry is done before I even THINK about putting it in the dirty clothes basket. Plus, she loves hanging out with Hayden (who wouldn't, though?). I think one of the neat things about bottle feeding is that everyone gets to bond with Hayden and feed him (okay and it gives me a break).
Monday was another Mommy-first. Mom and Aunt Katy babysat while I went to the gym for my first post-baby workout. Hayden and I have been taking mile long walks for the past two weeks, but this was the first time I got to go back to the gym, by myself, and REALLY work out. Well, do some real cardio. The weights are going to have to wait until I get cleared at my 6 week check up. It was GREAT. I loved going back and it made me feel human again!
Today was a big step for Hayden. We drove ALL the to Dallas to Aunt Katy's apartment. I was very nervous about this venture. First, I was nervous about driving on the freeway with Hayden in the car with me. I don't like trusting my child's life to the lunatics driving on I-20. Luckily, we made it all in one piece. This also marked the first time I folded up the stroller and took it around as well. We went to Dallas to look at a wedding venue for Katy's wedding. We looked at the Red Museum in downtown Dallas. It's a nice venue and Hayden enjoyed getting strolled around.
Mommy was very worn out after this venutre. Hayden definitely has his days and nights mixed up. He's not screaming during the night or anything, but he's WIDE AWAKE. Last night he was up from 2:30 - 6:30, when Mommy finally threw in the towel and laid on the couch with him. My mom helped out a lot and sat up with him from 5 - 6. This helped Mommy and Daddy get some sleep. Hopefully his internal clock will reset very soon. I think he's also making up for lost time when it comes to eating. He's been attacking the bottle since we got home from Dallas. He's wanting to eat almost every hour!
Well, tomorrow is Daddy's bi-weekly blog post. Mommy will check in again soon. The next time I post, we'll know where Clark is doing is residency. We're REALLY hoping to be staying here in Ft. Worth!!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Sunday Morning Snuggles #1

Friday, March 13, 2009
Sic Em Bears!

Thursday, March 12, 2009
The Results Are In!
I have been VERY worried about this weight issue, so I had lots of anxiety going into the appt. Of course today is FREEZING outside, so I bundled Hayden up in a onesie, jacket, pants (first time to wear pants, folks), socks and a hat and we headed to the doctor. I only mention his outfit b/c this was a weigh in and as soon as we got there I had to strip off all his clothes. Hayden LOVES this, let me tell you. So, we strip him down and head to the scale which is at the front of the office. The nurse was there, the office manager, a couple other nurses and Dr. V, our pediatrician was there with another patient. So when we put him on the scale and the number flashed up 6.03 everyone cheered! For those of you who are terrible at math like me, that's a 4 oz gain!! I've never been so excited in my life! Dr. V told us that typically babies put on about a 1/2 oz to an ounce a day, so this was HUGE. It proves that H-bomb can put on weight!
So, what does this mean for me and breastfeeding? It means I'm D-O-N-E. Stick a fork in me. I'm over it. It was super hard for us. I know it works out easily for some people, but me and Stinky weren't down with it for some reason. It was pretty much a constant struggle for us. He had a hard time latching, he would lose interest and fall asleep, etc. This usually resulted in me crying and Clark wanting to pull his hair out. Plus, the weight gain on the formula confirmed what Dr. V thought -- that maybe my milk was low calorie, which you can't do anything about. I'm a little disappointed, b/c I wanted it to work so badly. However, I'm glad he got 2 1/2 weeks worth of my milk, which is better than none. Plus, I can say that I gave it a good college try. What's most important to me is that Hayden is healthy and porky. That didn't happen on the breast milk, it happened on the formula. So the formula is way to go. Suck it, La Leche League! :)
Oh, and we don't have to wake him up every 2 hours anymore. Yay!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
A Few Pics...
He's Just a Little Guy!
Now on to the not-so-fun appointment. Hayden had his 2 week check up with the pediatrician at 2. One of the main things they're looking for at this appointment is to see if Hayden has gained his birth weight back. Well, little H has NOT. Hayden weighed 7lbs at birth. Yesterday he weighed 5lbs 15oz. Boo! This led to many tears being shed by Mommy. Did Mommy wait to cry, with some dignity, in the car? Oh, of course not. As soon as I saw the number on the scale, the tears started. Yay hormones! Hayden has lost nearly 15% of his body weight in 2 weeks. Needless to say, this isn't good. I've been exclusively breastfeeding, so the doctor suggested I start supplementing with formula. So the plan of action right now is to wake him up every 2 hours to breastfeed THEN give him a bottle of formula afterwards. This made for a very exciting night, let me tell you. I set my alarm every two hours and got some one on one time with H Bomb in the wee hours of the morning. Hayden takes after his mother in that he really enjoys his sleep, so he is NOT a fan of being woken up and forced to eat (this is where he differs from his mother, b/c I enjoy eating entirely too much).
Of course, my question is why isn't he gaining? He seems to eat fine when I breastfeed him. The doctor said it could be the milk I make just isn't very high calorie. Well, great. We go back on Thursday morning to see if he's gained anything. She said she wants to see him gain an ounce to 2 ounces by Thursday morning. If he has gained -- great, we've solved the problem and Hayden will get more formula (which he seems to like just fine). If he hasn't gained, then we're going to start looking at "metabolic" reasons for his inability to gain weight.
It goes without saying that I really hope this is a low calorie milk issue and not something more serious. So please pray that H porks it up between now and Thursday morning at 9:45.
Of course, this makes me seriously question whether this child really came from me or not. He looks NOTHING like me and now he won't put on weight? That is not a Kelly characteristic at all!!
The rest of the appointment went fine. He was examined by the doctor and got a good report. He's grown a half inch in 2 weeks and his head measures normally. Oh, and his belly button finally fell off. I was VERY glad that happened on Daddy's watch, because I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have handled that well either!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Hayden at 2 weeks and My First Blog!
I was so excited to meet him. He was perfect!! He weighed 7 lbs even and was 19" long. Of course, he looks nothing like me and looks exactly like his father. To be honest, I was excited about that. I was not a cute baby or cute kid. So, Hayden looking like Clark was really Hayden's best case scenario. I just hope he likes Harry Potter so we have something to talk about. :)


